My new favorite blog!

Sorry, CapitolCougar, but... wow. Take a look at this.

On an unrelated note, Twitter is still stupid. Whoever made the Twitter-to-Facebook linkie thing needs to die a hundred painful deaths.

Thanksgiving! (almost)

Goth:

I thank my nonexistent creator that once I am dead I won't be able to remember any of my miserable, tragic, bleak, dark life.

Not goth:

Wheeee! Turkey and pie!

Me:

Not goth.

Stupid bacon meme

Seriously, when did bacon become the new black? I can appreciate bacon, mind you, but the cultural zeitgeist has gone out of control with it. The bacon-infused vodka and the bacon flavored chocolate and all the other obnoxicating bacon stuff appearing over the past year hasn't helped things.

So, hipsters... quit it with the bacon already. I like absurd experiments with pudding much better.

The First Magical Hate Weasel

In the beginning, there were weasels.

Then there were magical weasels.

Then, in 2008, there were magical hate weasels.

We appreciate them, even if they don't always make a lot of sense to us.